Tuesday, November 23, 2010

How to Succeed at Economics

Sixty dollars hush money (per month).

Twelve months, $720.

$720, pulled from the mouth of an infant.

The cost to the Mt. Clemens mafioso? Zero (excepting time and caloric energy expenditure).

With the spare change from all the moms and pops (aka the future health and security of the young and vulnerable), off he goes to wine and--well, just wine.

Lots and lots of wine.

Wine, a product of humanity's destructive methods of argiculture.

Death in so many ways, down so many avenues.

Little Levi, your neighborhood capitalist.

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