Terror (As Opposed to his "Terrior")

Thursday, 2pm: Levi walks in, says hello to an infant--the child begins sobbing, on its face a look of terror.

It is often said that children are much more sensitive to the universe's unseen qualities. Is this proof?

Peril

One of our associates are in dire financial straits--and the reason--the aggressive business tactics of J. Levi. Not only have there been exorbitant charges, but also commands to advance payments--and because of these corporate demands, our dear associate is on the verge of bankruptcy. Because of J. Levi's insatiable greed, children--innocent children--may soon be sleeping in cars--cars desperately in need of oil changes.

Profit, but at what cost? Such is the happenstance of typical American ethics (or the lack thereof).

Next week are anticipating a guest column from a young woman who was propositioned sexually by Levi in a cornfield several years ago. Stay tuned!

International Readership of LOOKING FOR LEVI

United States :  76

Canada  : 10

Russia  : 1

"Yesterday i almost put a curse on my math teacher, but the voice inside stopped me. I think the energy reversed and it cursed me. Help me get it off" --J. Levi Tate-Larose, text message

Culpability

Missing Mt. Clemens Banker's Body Found

What is (perhaps) significant is that J. Levi Tate-Larose came into a suspiciously large amount of money over the last two years, as evidenced by the fancy Apple laptop he possessed (until later pawning it). The mind hazards a possibly wild speculation--that Levi was "trading favors" and "inheriting" funds from the beleaguered bank's coffers, and when said bank was under scrutiny, this alliance risked exposure--and suddenly, much to Levi's benefit, Our Dear Banker is discovered dead by a pair of duck hunters.

Sound plausible?

The Wild New Bo (And His Zoeine Peep)

A memory--a room full of youthful ones, lost and inebriated. Levi commands the attention of the room with his Brandon Lee hair and mindless bongo melody.

A member of our coalition, upon reflecting on this scene, asks a troubling question--is this how it starts?

And by this we mean--

Jim Jones

And also--

Marshall "Bo" Applewhite

Our colleague literally gets "the shivers" when he visualizes that sordid evening--I have seen it myself, and also the fearful, glassy look that overpowers his otherwise sober and gentle eyes.

Feel free to contact our team if yourself or someone you love begins to fall under the Levite sway--we are on good terms with a professional "deprogrammer."

Schrodinger Contagion

A text message received by a committee member today:

Me and [J. Levi Tate-Larose] were just in a meeting with the Dean of Science at MCC and I busted out my p------- during a quantum mechanics discussion.

At first we were alarmed that Levi was perhaps moving towards the utilization of "hard science" to further spread his contagion--until we remembered having met this same "Dean" not too long ago--
 

The Dean at Macomb Community College's famous "Quantum Birdseed Collider"

Upon remembering this, we all felt a little better. Almost well enough to take only half our daily medication dosage.

Enjoy the Silence

J. Levi recently tried to further spread his infection(s) to a member of our staff with regards to another of his "far-out" theories. This one involved exotic mathematics (which Levi couldn't actually formulate) and communication with aethereal beings--the summation given was quite hazy and--dare we say--empty--and so our colleague more or less shrugged it off with a noncommittal comment. Levi apparently took this quite seriously and with much pain, for he has now cut off all contact with the various members of our team.

Might this sudden silence and distance permit our chorus a better hope of Healing?