UPDATE!

6/24/11: We have been notified that Levine Tatelund's business partners in the pirated pornography scene have retaliated against Tatelund's MIA status by uploading the documents to the torrent sites Pirate Bay and Demonoid.me. Several employees of the supplier are now descending on the streets of Mt. Clemens and its environs to alert the public to these uploaded torrents in a hurried attempt to undercut Tatelund's market.

We cannot directly link to the torrents due to blogger.com user policy, but our savvy readers should be able to find the resources on their own.

Within the Tits-N-Ass Underground a Conspiracy is Brewing

An associate admits to having cut a business agreement with Levine Tatelund wherein L.T. would purchase digital bootlegs of mainstream pornographic publications to be sold in the Mt. Clemens ghetto on CD-R discs. Within the last few weeks, the pirated magazines were delivered to Tatelund via courier, who met him in the vicinity of the 7-11 on Groesbeck HWY near the south campus of Macomb Community College. Tatelund had a middleman receive the shipment, with the promise of payment once the contents of the discs were verified. Supposedly Tatelund insisted on having a coterie of underlings verify the suitable lustiness of the publications, employing his team to conduct midnight jerkoff sessions, the results to be recorded in text files uploaded to Google Docs. It has been weeks hence, and Tatelund has made no contact with his supplier. Our associate has indicated that a handful of hardbodies are poised to prowl the Mt. Clemens bar scene in search of Tatelund and his "crew."

We will keep you updated on future developments.

BI.