Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Schrodinger Contagion

A text message received by a committee member today:

Me and [J. Levi Tate-Larose] were just in a meeting with the Dean of Science at MCC and I busted out my p------- during a quantum mechanics discussion.

At first we were alarmed that Levi was perhaps moving towards the utilization of "hard science" to further spread his contagion--until we remembered having met this same "Dean" not too long ago--
 
The Dean at Macomb Community College's famous "Quantum Birdseed Collider"


Upon remembering this, we all felt a little better. Almost well enough to take only half our daily medication dosage.

2 comments:

  1. I doubt Levi discussed the extinction-level Ice-9 event scheduled at CERN for 11/9/10.

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  2. The tags/labels for this are golden: "birdseed", "false idols", "MCC", "Quantum Mechanics", "text messages". The poetry of mad hilarity.

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